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This is a very humorous newspaper article

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In the days when you couldn't ount on a public toilet facility, an english woman was planning a trip to india.she was registered to in guesthouse owned by a local schoolmaster.she was concerned whether the guesthouse had a WC or not. In England WC is used for bathroom, meaning Water Closet.She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC. The schoolmaster asked the local priest if he knew what WC meant. They together pondered possible meaning of WC and concluded that the lady wanted to know about the "Wayside Chapel"....A bathroom never entered their mind.

The schoolmaster replied:

"I take pleasure in informing you that a WC is located nine miles from our house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there many people expected in the summer months, i suggest you arrive early. There is, however plenty of standing room. This is an unfirtunate situation espacially if you are in the habit of going regulrly. it may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC.as it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were atleat 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can photos from different angles. My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last. this painsher greatly.

You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it...I would suggest your ladyship to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate of the sounds can be heard everywhere...And we are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel it is long needed. i look forward to escort you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all."

The woman fainted reading this reply- and she never visited India!!!!

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